As a prepress technician for Cleveland-based Watt Printers, John's job sounds a lot more interesting than it is. As a result, he has gone back to school in pursuit of a job that not only sounds interesting, but actually is. He has an Associate of Applied Business (with concentration in Commercial Art) degree from Cuyahoga Community College. As if that weren't confusing enough, his first job was designing graphics at Arrow International, a bingo factory ("O-73!"). Six years and little understanding of how bingo works later, John moved over to Watt Printers where he waits patiently for a rescue team. It's been seven years...
John is a collector of quite a few different things including comic books, action figures, and rejections from potential dates. His other hobbies include cartooning, watching films and other low impact aerobic activites. He is vulnerable to sunlight and garlic will usually drive him off. He keeps up on all current events with a steady diet of CNN and the Cartoon Network.