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Best Movie Quotes

Here are some good lines from movies I've watched over the years. Try and guess what line is to what movie!

• "In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."


• "Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber." "Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust." "Whatever, Russ. Whatever."


• "I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time." "A big day? Doing what?" "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."


• "Crashed and burned huh Mav?"...."Slider...(sniff)...you stink!"


• "[painting his toy figure] And now, I'm making your silver pants blue"


• "Me, I want what's coming to me."... "Oh, well what's coming to you?" "The world, chico, and everything in it."


• "Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox."


• "No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?" " Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water."