Attention K-Mart shoppers

I'll admit it, I'm more of a Target (tar-zhay) kind of guy. I go to Wal-Mart and K-Mart only with my mom, who thinks Target is way too expensive. But I have to say I felt pretty good today about scoring a pair of winter gloves with Thinsulate lining for $3.50 (marked down from $9.99) and a knit cap for $1.75 to replace the one I lost last week.

Best of all, though, is that now I know my EXACT DIGITAL WEIGHT and have a very promising future to look forward to, thanks to my twenty-five cent investment in the K-Mart restroom.

How could you pass this up? Not only your weight—your EXACT DIGITAL WEIGHT—but Today's Lucky Lottery Numbers and best of all, Your Daily Personal Message.

I was a little discouraged to see that my EXACT DIGITAL WEIGHT was 187.3 lbs. I was hoping for something more like 175, but then I was fully dressed in winter clothes, so I'm holding out that 175 pounds dripping wet isn't totally out of the question.

The lottery numbers didn't interest me. I don't even know how to buy a lottery ticket. But may be I should learn, because according to my Daily Personal Message:

Guess I better pay attention to what I dream from now on.

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